Saturday night, felt alright, just a little run down.
Sunday night, went to bed feeling damned tired and fuzzy-headed.
Woke up at 4 am Monday, coughing my goddamn lungs out and running one hell of a fever. No mere con crud, no simple summer cold. This sucker landed smack on my chest and sinuses and just now is starting to ease off a little. Mostly due to cold meds. HOPING to feel better by tomorrow. Hell, I’ll settle for just getting 4 hours of uninterrupted sleep. The last 36 hours, due to fever and lack of sleep, have felt a lot like this old internets classic.
Hope you start feeling better.
Double that. Feel better.
PORKCHOP SAMMICHES! Those make everyone feel better.
A full body massage might work too. 😉
Whiskey and honey in tea.
Either it’ll make you start feeling better, or you’ll stop caring about not feeling well.
Don’t forget the lime or lemon juice. Gotta get your vitamin C in the mix there.
off topic, more like two lumps. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/crazy-cat-goes-berserk-in-florida-owner-calls-911/
please stahp
You have the “Texas Lung Butter”. I had it recently. Doc gave me a Z-Pack to help get rid of it.
two hours in a sauna with a bottle of Whisky (the propepr kind, not burbon.) and you shoudl feel better. Or, like stated above, not care any more. 🙂
That bastard wholloped me first week of summer break. I was down for 4 days and still can’t get my energy back.
Bah.
An *actual* treatment does exist. Ignore the crap about vitamin C, honey, lemon, and all that goop; they make you feel better while you’re taking them, but do nothing real for your immune system. Hit Amazon and rush-order the tablets version of this stuff called “Wellness Formula” (not any of the variants, just the original, straight Wellness Formula). Take three of those ungodly pills every three hours while you are awake. They work best if taken with food, but that’s not necessary. If your flu/cold/creeping crud isn’t dramatically improved within 48 hours, see a doctor. Don’t stop taking them as soon as you feel better, though; to ensure no relapse, keep taking them for a solid seven days, then go down to two in the morning and two at night for a few days.
I’ve been using that stuff for colds and flus since the late 90s (or maybe it was early 2000s), and it has *NEVER* failed me.
Is it me or did that Aussie have a 1911 in that holster?
Also why does it matter to me that an old cartoon that i have never watched before had an Australian character who happened to be military drew him with a pistol which seems more like a 1911 than a BHP?…. I don’t know…