If there’s one thing I’ve learned from going to regionals, it’s that when you’re out in the woods partying your ass off with hundreds of like-minded heathens, NOTHING is better than someone giving you a fresh, free, no strings attached, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I won’t name names, but we normally camp with a group of other folks in a theme camp. And once those people are at the burn, clothing flies off like the leaves of autumn. It’s actually pretty cool. I’m old […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This has been noted in the comments already, and I figured I’d open up the conversation here: Yes, most regional burns ban firearms. They also ban swords, axes, bows, and any other outright weapons. No, nobody has stopped me from […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Greeters are a thing at a burn. Get to know the process. They’re there to help you. Again, looking for tattoo funds for birthday. See below! And speaking of giving me your money, perhaps you’d like a good book to […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Before anyone says it, I don’t hate Austin. Omar does, and he’s fictional. I like partying there sometimes. With good people. Unfortunately, a lot of Austinites are hipster elitist douchebags. But not you, if you’re reading this and living in […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have managed to dodge being put in management positions for the last 15 years of working in corporate America, and fate willing, I will die without having to do management. Fuck that noise. I work to live, not live […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Onward! OK, so…. the video I posted yesterday started a firestorm of comments. Almost all of them agreeing with my assessment that this kind of horseshit is absolutely beyond the pale. Um. Yeah. You might want to strap in on […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For those not familiar with the Principles Mick is regarding, there ya go. This video made me shoot blood out of my eyes, and it should make you do the same. GHOST GUNS. THE THREAT IS REAL. HIDE YO WIFE, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This update will be brutally short, mostly because my brain still feels like it’s been kick-fucked with a rainbow-colored steel-toe boot. Growling, the public is getting wise about guns. Now listen to the kick ass song.
This is seriously the stupidest shit I have ever done as a webcartoonist with over 13 years of experience in this medium. Yes, even dumber than Manuel. But it counts as an update. As noted, I’m typing this with literally […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…