Oh my. Mick is gonna get butthurt, I guarantee. Mostly because I write this comic for the most part, and I know where it’s going. Man, if only Chicago had strict gun control laws. Then they wouldn’t have these sprees […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This came up in a discussion about firearms with someone I know who works at a gun store. Fun weekend. We went out to the ranch with a bunch of other heathens and had a fuckton of fun with dozens […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So. I think we can all just agree that I WAS RIGHT, and Clive Bundy is an asshole. You all witnessed it, I called it. Yeah, great, he led a real, successful, but temporary revolt. Now let’s see how he […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Guys, trust me: Don’t talk about your lovers in this way. Not to your other lovers, CERTAINLY not to your pals. They WILL find out. And slashed tires are the LEAST of your worries. I really like this idea. Let’s […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Enter the Mick. The poor sorry bastard. Spoiler alert: This may not work out well for him. It’s no secret that I think Bundy is a fucking asshole. But… Harry Reid should shut the fuck up. Bundy is not a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh, this was necessary. I won’t go into detail on our sex lives. Mel and I aren’t hardcore kink fanatics, but… we’ve dabbled. And if there’s one thing I know, it’s that you can’t plan a proper orgy. You just […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ah, the inevitable meeting shall commence. Well, no sooner had I posted yesterday’s blurb, than I discovered the standoff had hit a very, very odd note. TL;DR: the BLM had armed Sheriff’s dept folks in a standoff with the protestors. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
As noted, some of you saw this coming. Wurgh. Upping my workout this week. This getting older shit has got to stop. I WILL HIT MY GOALS BY OCTOBER, DAMMIT. Having a hard time with all the bullshit surrounding this […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A few of you saw this coming. And you should! Seriously, Heidi has possibly the scratch, and a gun shop is a damned good investment for a finance consultant. Or tax professional. Or whatever job I gave her. Fuck you, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Mel and I each moved to Texas separately, and met out here. We were both guilty of this mistake. California requires registration. Texas? Nope. I’ve been debating registration with a friend for a while now. He’s a good guy, and […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…