Onward! Sorry about the 403 errors yesterday morning. I keep forgetting that there are words I cannot use in the title of the comic, because they fuck up the PHP code. Like “select.” Ye gods, I am a tired dog. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
OH yeah, this keeps on rollin’. So have y’all mothafuckaz checked this shit yet? I posted the article on my Facebook, and the discussion got very saucy. Personally, right to bear arms be damned, I would like to see tasers […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Doopta doo update this tomorrow WOOPS. Um…. so how about this new Constantine reboot on, of all things, NBC? Looks to be MUCH closer to the Hellblazer canon. Mel and I are both huge-assed fans of the comic, so the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Comic auto-updated Thursday, then didn’t Friday. I don’t even fucking know anymore. I have a spot in my heart for paparazzi. Specifically, I wish they would all fucking choke to death on vomit and die. They are leeches, scum of […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh yeah, strap in, we gonna have fun. So a buncha folks have emailed me about the “Smart Gun” kerfluffle. This article says everything I have to say on the subject. TL;DR: Smart guns are bullshit. I work in I.T., […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I dated a woman of Mexican heritage, for a very short time, back in the 1990s. She never introduced me to her family. In fact, she kept me the fuck away from them. To be fair, we met at a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ll be honest, having worked at a fine dining restaurant in DFW that often had a mariachi band playing out front – these fuckers can get pricey. And why wouldn’t they? At least 4 trained musicians, playing good music*? But […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Trying a new update time, so if you see this after 5 am CST automatically, the updater is working again. If not, I will update manually and type “GOD DAMN IT” below. I’ll admit that my racial sensitivity when it […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So a lot of you know this already, but Mel and I are best known for doing a comic about a couple cats. It’s a cat comic we’ve been doing for over ten years, called Two Lumps. It was only […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Don’t worry, this isn’t going to end in incest. Or is it? Only time will tell. BOOM, California shows that it is not the will of the people that makes gun control so draconian in that state. I also really […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…