On the one hand, lots of you have told Mick to STFU without a lawyer. On the other… Seriously, if the ATF is investigating you, a lawyer doesn’t do a lot of good. Sure, they MIGHT back off, but in […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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I have dealt with law enforcement a few times. I always find it wryly amusing that they give you their phone number, “Just in case you remember something.” Motherfucker, please. I just spent two hours with you giving all the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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I’ve watched only a few episodes of the CSI lineage of entertainment, mostly because they pissed me off almost immediately with their made-up tech bullshit. It’s like Hollywood completely forgets that the internet is making people a little bit smarter, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Some of you noticed a resemblance to this cat and Hank Schrader. I swear it wasn’t intentional – in fact, Agent Keller was originally going to be black, but I tried several skin tones, and he worked better as white […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Mick isn’t exactly the strongest motherfucker on earth. This is the 500th strip for FTF. Jesus christ, is it August already? Where the fuck did the year go? I dunno, man, but it’s freaking me out. In other news, I’ve […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So this is a fine how-do-you-do. When I’m on the road for a convention, I bring my laptop to do comics. Yesterday my hard drive crashed and burned. No getting around it. Monday’s comic and today’s Two Lumps will be […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh me oh my, I love makin’ people get their clutchin’ pearls ready on they’s faintin’ couches! Having been through a couple house fires in my youth, I gotta tell ya: They suck. You can literally lose everything in one […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In the immortal words of Spider Jerusalem, “moo hoo ah ha ha ha.” Yurgh. As I pull out of the illness nosedive and get my shit together, this week is going to be nothing but madness. MADNESS. Yes, it’s fucking […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Any wise man, when caught in an argument between two women, is always smart to duck into an ammo cabinet. They smell really nice, all gun oil and brass, and you can get a lot of reading done on your […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
No time to make a real post. I’m exhausted and dinner is waiting and I have a ton to do in the next 24 hours. But I may add to this post later in the day.