You really… REALLY… have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to chunk this monkey wrench into the plot. Seriously. It’s been in my head for months and months, and boom, here it is. Don’t worry, this plot gets way, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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There’s one worse offender online than Fetlife, in my experience: Craigslist. I’ve never actually hooked up with anyone off CL, but reading the ads, especially the casual encounters ads, is hilarious. WOMEN ON CASUAL ENCOUNTERS: I want to meet, fuck, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I made Omar’s mistake, once upon a time, on a dating site. Hence these strips. For the record, folks, Fetlife is not a dating site. Anyone who treats it as such will have a very, very bad time. It’s more […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
More of the same. Personally, I think Mick’s being a pussy about this, as usual, but this is the character in my head. So let it be written.
I’ll admit, I’m pulling some of this from ten years ago, when Mel and I met. I was a lowest-middle-class joe, fresh out of an emotionally cratering divorce. I didn’t find out she was making considerably more money than I […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Originally, I was going to have Heidi be a schoolteacher, but the plot required something that sent her out of town from time to time.
We have a legally blind fan who visits our table every year at A-Kon. Freaked me out the first year when he picked up a book of ours, then demanded to buy it for the art. Turns out “Legally Blind” […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ah, nothing like a reunion with a lover and immediately boning down hard, regardless of how public one’s immediate setting is. I may have ended up ruining a brand new pair of jeans with grass stains this way, ages ago. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is kinda what it was like the first time I went to Mel’s apartment for the first time, years ago. She lived in “luxury apartments” (the dubious nature of the scare quotes will be explained in upcoming posts), unlike […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well, this is a problem. Tee hee. It gets more fun in upcoming days. On a different note: Yep. We have them now. Kilt, boots, mohawk, and spiked wristbands not included.