Hot Brass Dance #2 [NSFW]
Grab a seat kids, story time:
I’ve seen many a Hot Brass Dance in my time. Men AND women. But the one that really sticks out was one within the last few years. I took some friends shooting, and one of them was a remarkably attractive gal with really large, round, perky tits. She showed up at the range in a VERY deep-necked, tight tee shirt.
We went to the rifle range, set up, and got to plinking. While she was reloading, another of our party lit off some .223, and one of those impish ejected casings decided to hit smack dab down the center of the lass’s wondrous cleavage.
God as my witness, all other action on the line stopped, as if the range master had called the line cold, when all other shooters watched her dance around, then proceed to damn near pull her shirt up over her head to get the thing out.
She changed into a shirt with a much higher neck before she continued shooting.
What’s your favorite Hot Brass Dance story?
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Nice ab and waist lines. Not overly exaggerated and yet shapely. Very nice indeed!
Student on an indoor pistol range taking personal protection course. Double-tapped a target, one flew down his collar. Kept his arm pointed straight down, but didn’t take his finger off the trigger. Powered an LRN straight down into the concrete floor. We were pulling lead flowers out of our sneaker soles for the next three minutes.
I note in the video they don’t seem to be wearing hearing or eye protection either…. Great comic, btw. 🙂
My thoughts exactly.
I am impressed that she kept the weapon aimed down-range even while dancing to get the case out (much less that she didn’t shoot him!). Of course, now my wife is looking at me oddly, wondering what on Earth I was watching that had both gunfire and “Boobies”.
Mick is either gonna end up dead at Alex’s hands, or in bed with her….eventually.
Either way, awesome comic.
And on the 3rd frame…was that just ‘breast for effect’? Cuz…damn.
ROTC in 1976. First time I ever handled an M16. It was warm with high humidity, so fatigue shirts untucked, top button unbuttoned. These were A1s, which didn’t have the brass bump behind the ejection port. To fire lefty, you had to get a clamp-on plastic brass deflector. They told everyone, including lefties, to fire right-handed.
One young lady didn’t believe it. Watching a gal do the Hot Brass Dance with a loaded M16 is an interesting exercise in conflicting impulses. Do I leap out of the foxhole, dash over, and help her with the brass? Do I watch in amusement, hoping for a boob shot? Or do I hit the bottom of the foxhole and leave it to the sergeants?
Monty, I’ll take Door Number Three.
A girlfriend of the guy in the next lane was gabbing with her friend while her BF was shooting. I was watching my GF shoot, but out of th ecorner of my eye I see the brass fly through the air, and drop right down the back of her pants. She apparently didn’t even think about the possibility of other people being around when she jerked those pants down… She had a pair of stars tatted on her cheeks…
Working at an indoor shooting range in Orlando, FL…..had a Brit gentleman just dying to shoot a Beretta 92F. Warned the gentleman that he might want to go change out of the loose-fitting tank top he was wearing into something a bit more protective, as there will be hot brass flying. He refused, signed all the release docs and walked out onto the range. First string of fire had a shell ping off the target carrier motor housing and straight down the back of his shirt. In attempting to relieve himself of this painful problem, gentleman reached over his shoulder with his gun hand and fired a shot straight into the 5 foot by 4 foot sheet of bullet-resistant glass that lined the back of our range.
At something like $2000 per square foot, I’ll let you do the math for how expensive that one shot was……
Me and my lady friend at the range, both of us new shooters. She was wearing a V-neck T-shirt, and is quite well endowed. The obvious happened, and she commenced digging into her bra(never sweeping anything she shouldn’t have), hopping about…and LAUGHING.
She’s my wife now.
Totally worth it Mick! NSFW Alex fan art going live at 10am west coast time today http://jaymoyes.com/?p=1405
Hah…..amateurs.
1995 or so, running as a principle “generic 1920s bad guy/gangster” for Woodstock, Illinois’ annual “Dick Tracy Days” festival (the cartoonist lived there for a while, which is a big deal for a small town in the middle of nowhere.
I get hired by a friend who’s running several “gangster shootouts” during the fest’s several parades (we also got to do three bank robbery scenarios per day). BIG guns & ammo budget for this thing; I get handed a blank-adapted, full auto, ex-USN 1926 Thompson and a mail sack full of 50-round drum clips (one of the perks of being ex-Army is having jamokes think you’re a “weapons expert”!)
First running gunfight on the first day is classic. Four of us with various weapons of mayhem scream up in a 1932 Dusenberg, boil out of the car, and proceed to shoot up the Keystone cops (while waiting for Dick to show up, yellow trench coat and another Thompson, to save the day). Two lane street, HUGE crowds on both sides of the street, and it’s July in Illinois: hot, humid, and the spectators were all wearing as little as possible. I empty my first Thompson mag in nothing flat, the second as well, and am working on the third when a buddy of mine (also ex-mil) whacks me on the shoulder and points at the crowd to my right.
Ever see an entire CROWD do the hot brass shuffle? My personal favorite was the Schlitz Budda in front, wearing a greasy tank top, frantically rubbing his entire front while gaping and gasping like a landed walleye. The sweaty-front cougars in tank tops were fun to watch too, but for different reasons.
The entire weekend was like that. Angle up, and I catch the crowd in back on the top of the head. Angle down, and I catch the front row under the chin. Put me off the crowd side when we could, and my brass is pinging off walls and smacking all of us shooters in the side of the head. Eventually, we just said screw it; part of the fun! WE were OK; we were all wearing three piece suits and fedoras.
As….fun times with brass. Then there was the one idiot at Graf who sat on a hot casing fresh out of a Bushmaster, bu that’s a different story….
There’s a videos that featured girls with guns, I can remember the title, but came out in the 90s. They film it out in San Diego and other in South California. One of the gun ranges they did it at three of the girls were dressed in just bikinis and wraps. They had safety glasses and ear plugs as well as gloves. We watched them film and shoot, a few of them got hit by the brass flying about because it was free range and some just bounced from the recoil. We watched them dance and scream because they chose to wear such skimpy outfits. It was a hoot since I was there with a friend who had told me they’d be there for this thing. It was like there second video production too.
I really like your comics and loathe as I am to do it I have to point out a couple of problems with this strip:
1. a woman with breasts that large would not have hips that narrow (plus the breasts seem to have expand significantly in the third panel compared to the other panels)
2. why is she not wearing a bra?? With breasts like that, not wearing a bra would be hell. Her breasts would not be anywhere near as perfectly spherical as that if she didn’t wear bras every day, they’d be a lot nearer her stomach!
Aside from the anatomical inaccuracies, awesome comic! 😀
1. Not naturally, no.
2. You’ll find out. (Hint: see answer #1.) Believe me when I say there was a reason for leaving the bra off that has nothing to do with showing my audience a boob.
3. If you really must believe that I was “inaccurate” in portraying them tittays, I will fall back on my regular “Uh, it’s a comic, not a documentary” excuse. 😛
The part that was bothering me (being of the female-and-well-endowed category myself) was how it stayed IN there long enough for all that dialogue plus dancing to happen, if there was no bra for it to lodge in and her jersey is all that loose and drapey? It’s not the anatomy, it’s the physics.
Again, see point #3.
Two hands up on handgun pushes the girls together, as you would know. I’ve seen this exact thing happen to a gal with real breasts… real EXPENSIVE breasts I should say. And even when hopping and the brass falls, the burn doesn’t go with it so the rest of the reaction continues on. I had a similar reaction with welding sparks down the back of my shirt years ago.
Having worked in the smut trade, I have to disagree with dibbersify. I’d say Alex’s breasts are fairly average, and not every woman wants to wear a bra. As for the hips, J. Grant did draw her at a 3/4 angle, which would give Alex the appearance of a smaller waist. He did just fine.
BAH. Of course I did! I am immaculate and perfect in everything I do!
Hmm, the link for the vote doesn’t work for me………
Huh. Looks like their server crashed under the tsunami of webcomic fans….