The Worst Mistake Ever
I have pre-emptively put up the hurricane plywood panels and barricaded my front porch. Bring on the pitchforks and torches.
Who’s saying what? Even I can’t tell you. I agonized over the dialogue here, to make sure that either one of them could be speaking in either role. Because I am a horrible monster, and should pray for death. We should all pray for my death.
For the record, tomorrow’s strip contains some nudity, and is NSFW.
Soundtrack?
I’ve been posting links to their music for a bit, so I might as well give an interwebs shout to The Birthday Massacre. Mel and I caught them a couple years back at a live show, which they tore the fuck up. I immediately ran home and bought all of their albums, and still keep my discography of them current. Delicious mix of Goth/Metal, with incredible talent on all instruments and positions. If you have a chance to catch a TBM show, DO IT. They will not disappoint. The kids got energy, indeed.
Nice move Dumbass.
The dumbass has gone and stuck his dick in crazy again. Fucking hell, who called it again? Thats right, fucking everyone (except me).
Sorry, i just though he had more sense than that…. Fucking dumbass.
I really don’t think Alex is any less crazy than Heidi. I just don’t think her crazy has blown up in his face yet.
It will as soon as she finds out about this….
At this point, I’m not sure which one is ‘teh crazy.’ I’m thinking they deserve each other.
Mick is definitely the more crazy. HE at least knows that Alex is his new girl, and that she can out-shoot him at a hundred yards, off handed with one eye.
aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddd HE FINALLY STUCK HIS DICK IN HER!!!! I AM SO HAPPY
the anticipation was killing me I am more sadisfied that she could possibly be right now!
Omar. Omar needs to know about or get involved in this in some way. Also there needs to be more Omar in general.
Whoops, didn’t mean to stick that there. Oh well.
That’s what HE said!
I’m hoping this is Omar.
What a deliciously evil thought! Now I can’t help picturing him here!
Omar: Heeeeeey, Baaaaby….
Gawd Sam, He’s stuck his dick in her WAY TOO MUCH already.
She’s evil, in fact she’s e-vile…
And Alex is way hotter and way kinkier…
In other news:
How the hell have you been Sam, long time no see…
Good, got banned from TFB and all that so no real contact. I was continuing a running joke where I questioned whether or not he would in fact stick his dick in her as he wasn’t supposed to and exspressing my feeling about that.
I’m over on Forgotten weapons a lot too. I kinda have the hots for Alex vicariously through Mick. I understand Heidi’s perversion…I’m not sure it in itself should be a deal-breaker, but I smell more problems coming from her ex room mate with the stolen gun and the now-dead ex-boyfriend. I hope that isn’t her after Omar….Sorry to hear about the TFB thing.
I can’t tell whether you’ve mis-spelled “satisfied” or introduced me to the most wonderful word since “schadenfreude”.
This could never happen to me, I’m too smart for something like that.
Are you male? Do you find women attractive? If so you have the same weakness as us all friend.
Pretty sure that was meant to be ironic on PsihoKekec’s part. I hope so, for his(?) sake. I’ve had a friend say something very similar (and call me a couple rude things at the same time) and then come back a few years later having made the same mistake I did.
Incidentally, I know from a number of conversations with various friends that neither “male” nor “find women attractive” is required for this scenario to occur.
There’s a reason most of us KNEW this was going to happen… We’ve ALL been there, done that, and got the T-shirt.
Or in some cases lost their shirts, along with the house etc.
Given the forum that I know Psiho from, I’d say the irony is strong with him.
Yes, but some of us know our limitations and take steps to avoid them.
Which is why I said it was a mistake to go over in the first place.
Let’s just say that experience is a harsh teacher…and a fool will have no other.
a-fucking-men to that. If you’re someplace where your dick *could* get you into trouble you’ve already made bad choices.
Also, Santa Clause and wrestling are real.
I’d rather stick my dick in a pencil sharpener then ever nail one of my ex’s.
One of your ex’s…pencil sharpeners?
Sticking your dick in a pencil sharpener would probably have less problems associated with it. Just because you’re sticking your dick in a pencil sharpener doesn’t mean you have to twist it (turn it on in the case of an electric one)
Dumbass. But not surprising on her part. I’ve read more than once that an extreme amount of horny can often be a side effect of a life threatening event. It’s a life affirmation thing.
Where’s Joe when you need him?
I still say Alex is gonna bust in and shoot them both.
Or just tear Mick a brand new asshole.
There’s no way Mick would make the first move, not on someone in such an emotionally damaged state… He’s too nice!
not enough blood pressure to keep the little head and the big head running at the same time.
still…stupidSTUPIDstupidSTUPIDstupidSTUPIDstupidSTUPIDstupidSTUPID!
and he’ll bang his head into the wall repeatedly in the morning…
… I warned you it was a trap…
Yeah, it’s dumb. It’s also the kind of action that makes life interesting . . . . . . and worthwhile.
When god created the human male, in his foresight he decided to give that creature two heads. However, only enough blood to run one at a time.
Mick will suffer multitudes of misfortune for this.
And he’ll deserve every scrap of it.
Yup.
I’m hoping this is Joe and Omar…..
First reaction? Eeeeeewwwwwww…..
then…..
Hmmmmmmmm…….
I’m staying with the first one.
I’m betting FMF threesome with Alex in the near future. But then, deep in the inner recesses of my blackened soul and heart, I make Omar look vanilla.
Noooooooooooooooo!!!!! Ewwwwwww!!!! Ohhhhh Mick….Alex is going to flay the skin off of you with a very small, sharp scalpel.
No. A very dull and nicked one.
Sloooooowly.
“Haha, it was all a dream!” 😀
A wet one. :p
ummm…ya know, it occurs to me there could be a cruel plot twist…this could be a flash over to Alex…just sayin’….or am I too broad minded…I am female. 😛
I’m not sure who the bigger asshole is, Grant or Mick.
And Grant if you juke us on this one and it turns out to be…say…Omar…well we’ll laugh. Then burn your house down.
welcome to the first bite of that shit sandwich we were warned about…
mick, you dumbass. she even TOLD YOU there were cameras in her place…..
People seem to keep forgetting this is in a motel room, not her place.
Because there’s no such thing as portable wireless cameras.
But then, I suppose if the creator of the characters says that there are no cameras in the room, I just look stupid arguing.
He didn’t say there weren’t cameras just that this isn’t her room.
Assuming we didn’t skip some action between panels 1 and 2, I’m left with the question of why they’re both naked. The instigator on the right, that’s obvious, but why the person on the left? Now, we know that Mick sleeps more-or-less naked, but in yesterday’s comic he seemed to have the idea of keeping his clothes on. I don’t think we have evidence for whether Heidi sleeps naked or not, but I’d think that she psychologically wouldn’t want to be naked right now. Still, that’s a weaker presumption, so I’m going to have to go with: Heidi also sleeps naked, and that’s her on the left and Mick on the right. The dialogue seems to line up slightly better that way too (although, as jlgrant said, it works either way). That said, I really want it to be Mick on the left, because that would make him very slightly less of a dumbass than if he’s the one on the right.
My two cents as to why they were both naked…. They both secretly or not-so-secretly wanted this scenario to happen, and were hoping one of them would make the first move so they wouldn’t have to. I read it as Mick to the left, Heidi to the right, personally.
“I changed my mind” strikes me as diagnostic for Mick. This is pretty much what Heidi planned from the start.
It almost doesn’t matter, though. Either way:
Mick, you boob. “This never happened” almost always happens. And is not only never forgotten, but is broadcast hither and yon. Especially given Heidi’s track record.
Also, you have just ceded a huge advantage to Heidi. You have demonstrated that a woman you will never be able to fully trust owns you.
Plus, now you’re going to have a much more difficult time dealing with Alex.
(Personally, I think Mick should have showed up at Heidi’s door with Alex in tow, and arranged for her to be Heidi’s bodyguard for the night. Co-bodyguard, at least.)
(I have to add, James, this is not a knock on your writing. It’s completely in character for both the dumbass and the crazy.)
I REALLY wanna know what ___ is doing to _____ in the last panel…
After looking at this again…I’m convinced we are being fucked with.
You can tell me I was right tomorrow.
Presuming this is Mick and Heidi, since it doesn’t matter otherwise. I postulate that Mick is the instigator but not for the reason of allowing his little head to rule. I think it more likely, given his character, that he sees this action as a mercy fuck to distract Heidi’s brain from her actions in taking a life.
And yes it will still bite him in the ass big time.
I going to bet that’s Mick on the left. The speaker on the right is much more articulate than Mick is wont, especially with the blood rushing out of his (big) head.
goddammit grant you shouldn’t have written the characters in the description. this way i could have made myself believe that this is just about heidi having sex with omar( even the ‘I changed my mind’ thingie would have worked)… at least until tomorrow
Well if the conversation stays with the person on the left is the same person and the person on the right is the same person the answer of who is who is in the last line “Please fuck me” How many straight man say “Please Fuck Me”? Unless Heidi has a strap on going on but that seems more like Alex’s thing.
Dood!!!! Noooooooooooo!!!!!! Little head is getting you in trouble… again!! Gawd, I am so glad I learned early on abt what happens when you stick it in the Crzy… that shit can haunt you…. for at least 18 years if nothing else…. 😀
If it is Mick and Heidi (odds are about 50/50, I think – this could just be a FABULOUS mind-yank) I’m actually thinking that Alex isn’t going to react as everyone seems to predict. I don’t think she’ll still consider Mick as a “possible” on-going lover, because he’s proved to have a serious weak spot, but Alex is an amazingly sane person, all things considered. She has no “MINE!” claims on Mick – she’s made it clear that she’s still testing the waters with him. But I think if/when she finds out about this he’ll fail the test. But there will be no drama on her part, just a quiet withdrawal.
Of course, this is me guessing what a wecomic character we don’t know that well is going to do…. so all options are still open. 🙂
You’re a smart one. Well done!
hmmmmmmmm.
(this comment from a week in the future)
You, sir, should consider tying Gordian knots for a living.
Oh, wait……..that’s exactly what you are doing… Nice knot, man.
Thanks. I do try to spin a complicated yarn every so often, between the avalanches of dick jokes.
What if this is Alex and her ex?
Aw man..SO disappointing..and utterly expected.
I’d like to see, just once…..
well it does happen sometimes. Rarely, but sometimes.
It’s about time! Mick has a chance to recognize his terrible mistake in dumping Heidi, and put the “Alex” foolishness behind him.
Title says it all. And the reason he should absolutely never have gone over there is because this was entirely foreseeable.
And this IS going to change things. Mick isn’t going to forget he did this, and the memory of doing it is going to affect his behavior. And Heidi is bad enough to use this against him.