Boy howdy, this actually happened. Including the bit where he became the legal guardian of a 17 year old girl just so he could fuck her legally. And that’s cool, I mean, who hasn’t done that? Psssh, I’ve done that at least 5 times. I forget the exact number. It’s all good!

I’ve never understood the hard right wing gun crowd’s worship of The Nuge. He’s a ridiculous parody of himself. And they keep putting him on news programs for the politics section. Folks, this is a guy who got famous for playing his shows in a loincloth, singing deep philosophical songs like Wango Tango and Cat Scratch Fever. I’m saying that we didn’t lose a cure for cancer the day The Nuge decided to pursue music instead of medicine. Sure, he plays passable guitar, but why does anyone care what this fucking inbred Southern freak thinks about politics? That’s like asking Pee Wee Herman what he thinks of the socio-economic state of Mongolia. He played years of music shows in a loincloth and suspenders, and then goes on to scream about how gay people are bad.

But fuck it, let’s get some Nuge in here.