And onward goes the plotline! Or something.

We’re coming up on the anniversary of Sandy Hook, and already the anti-nuts are howling about how 194 American kids have died from gun related incidents since then.

WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE KIDS?

Of course, we could also think of how many kids died in the last year from car accidents. Or household accidents. Or child abuse. Or just plain old accidents at the playground. Or non-firearm related murder.

Ugh. Honestly, in a nation of 314,000,000 people, 194 kids died specifically from guns? Shit, that number seems a little low, in my esteem. I say this as a parent.

And now, the internet.