As someone of part-Japanese heritage, who reproduced with a very white Irish woman (my ex), I often refer to my daughter as a potato egg roll.
Sake Irish Car Bomber?
You’re joking about the hummuscheezburger, right?
Hummus is awesome. No reason it wouldn’t work on a cheeseburger.
Once you go hummusburger, you’ll never go back.
Jay, we agreed never to talk about that night. Tequila was involved.
Annnnd memories of the “southwestern egg rolls” come flooding back.
Where’s the alcohol?
Reminds me of many conversations I had in the Army.
Ok, “Potatoe Egg Roll” is pretty awesome. I had a friend who claimed she could insult anyone. Her boss at the time was of English/Scots/German descent, got called a “Tea-swilling Nazi sheepshagger”/
Interesting, Mr Vice President.
Ah she messed up, Sheep-Shaggers are the Welsh, Scots are Kilt Wearing English Hating Haggis Eaters
Braegan, being a full blooded Scot born and raised I have to say I’ve never heard that one. When I was in the British Army I heard Scots referred to as “porridge wogs” or “swimming paddies”
Nah, Irish are Welsh who could swim … Scots are the ones ornery enough to swim *back*.
I like how Omar is amused by this. I can actually see why the two guys are friends in this scene.
ROFLMAO Omar’s a riot.
Oh fucking hell, Omar. Okay, that IS a very good way to start my morning. I know the webcomic I read is amazing when it nearly makes me choke on my coffee. Keep it up, Mr. Grant, I might just die of laughter one day. [/joke]
It would be a funny way to go.
I’m part Puerto Rican, part Irish, my wife is part Irish as well. We refer to the kids as Spic-Micks. Able to steal your car radio and rims while drunk off their asses!
I laughed out loud at that one.
Not bad, but McSpic would have worked, too!
But Hummus is a Palestinian terrorist organization! I cannot support Hummus!
You HAVE to support Hummus! It’s too pasty to support itself.
The only person who is more of a mutt than my wife or me is our son.
I’m half Japanese, half redneck. When I was married to an Italian, I joked about having a very nice limousine up on blocks out front with the engine hanging from a tree and a gunrack in the back window loaded with a violin case with a katana inside.
My ex wife joked, “Hey maybe that’s how the Yakuza REALLY got started.”
I said, “Maybe that’s how Vegas got started.”
Sounds like something out of Kill Bill
What’s my epithet if I’m (according to 23andme.com) 99.5% north European (primarily British Isles) and .02% East Indian, with .03% unassigned? I mean, besides descended from way too many people like Tom? McCurry?
Now that you mention it, my Neanderthal content was above average. Someone stepped out back in the day.
Omar & Maria’s hypothetical offspring would be called, “Humans.”
Your daughter, on the other hand, is what is known as an Asian Lily.
I am an Anglo-Saxon Celtic Berserker (English, Irish, Scots, German and Dane). My boss had a nephew that is Italian-Seminole Indian, calls him Awopaho.
*snortchuckle* – – – Love that Omar came up with one instead of punching out Tom’s lights. Although it’s not hard to see how the two of them are friends. lol
My best friend is Japanese, German and French … so he’s a CheeseNip with Kraut on the side.
Me? American Irish, so some kind of stuffed baked potato.
I wish I could express to the authors how much I love this comic – but – since I’ve ‘only’ been reading it for a few months could someone share a link to its start? I want to catch-up and learn how the characters got to this point, plus I know several others that would really dig this awesome story. <–do you like my 70s 'dig' lingo? LOL!
Regarding escaping Turkey in 1960 (prior panel) I have a good friend who escaped from Iran at the time the Shah was deposed and if our political conversations go there, his eyes turn jet black do to his hatred for Jimmy Carter (the peace maker).
One of the conventions of webcomics navigation is that the big double arrow all the way to the left links to the first.
Are you sure you didn’t know that?
Okay, here’s one for you all. I can’t think of anything to go for my mix.
1/2 Odawa, the rest a Northern Michigan Redneck ( not quite Yooper … but pushing the envelope ) mashup of Irish, German, English and Scottish. The eurotrash blood creamed my birthmother’s genes and I look completely Celtic. ( 6’2″ red hair grey eyes, able to grow a beard in hours )
Go for broke. Have at it, folks.
OdNeck? McOd? Odsson? Potato squash?
European Lake Trout.
Remnar Soady: ” I couldn’t help myself, eh? The girl’s got the tongue of a trout. ”
Albert Soady: ” Your mother had the tongue of a trout. “
Do you know what I love most about your readers? NOT ONE PERSON acted all bent outa shape at the “racial slurs.” Take a bow, people – you are all awesome!
My heritage is pretty much every country in Europe, plus Russia and Ukraine. I get a LOT of “What the hell ARE you?”
My go to answer has been “European Bitch.”
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