Prevention is Better than the Cure and all that… Also why lose a current girlfriend for a date with someone who already said it was just coffee, not anything more.
Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, I know… it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. “Whoops! I’m so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn’t my week.”
“Not even slightly”? I do believe that’s what writery types refer to as foreshadowing.
*mj_popcorn.gif*
Prevention is Better than the Cure and all that… Also why lose a current girlfriend for a date with someone who already said it was just coffee, not anything more.
I think The Cure comes AFTER the relationship.
I love fortuitous dick-first falling.
Yeah, last week I feel like that onto a heater. Still have a patterned burn. Not very fortuitous.
ITS A TRAP!!
Fan of The Last Boyscout (1991), are we?
Mike Mathews: It just happened, Joe. It…
Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, I know… it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. “Whoops! I’m so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn’t my week.”
I knew I’d heard that before!
HA! I’d forgotten that line. I need to rewatch that movie, it’s literally been more than a decade.
Dare I say it?
“What could possibly go wrong?”
There. Now he’s doomed.
I’d say he was doomed already.