Omar’s Burn 4
I won’t name names, but we normally camp with a group of other folks in a theme camp. And once those people are at the burn, clothing flies off like the leaves of autumn.
It’s actually pretty cool. I’m old and wise enough (shut up, you) to know that my hideous body doesn’t need to be totally naked. This is why I stomp around a burn wearing just boots and a kilt.
So hey, donate to my tattoo fund! As noted before, I need to get a tat of Mel’s boot print on my ass. Full size. So this will make it hard for me to sit down, and painful for at least a week to just walk. You can help be a pain in my ass! Don’t like the comic? Don’t like my diatribes in the update posts? Donate to have some smelly motherfucker in a tattoo parlor grind ink for a couple hours right into my ass! Pics will be forthcoming after. That’ll be my revenge, of sorts.
Or you could buy a kindle or paperback copy of The Deal, and that way you get double entertainment. A chance to be part of my personal agony, and a good book? What’s not to like?
If you don’t like Red Fang, you are worthless.
Dude. I’ll totally donate to that.
Omar is an example of the difference between nudity and obscenity.
well stated.
Hmmm…Mesquite Burn reminds me a lot of the biker rallies I attend. I usually end up looking like a cross between you and Omar…fat, bald, hairy guy wearing a kilt and boots.
Consider that mental image payback for Omar naked.
BTW…any ETA on the ‘Freak Out and Break Shit” shirt I ordered?
I’ve never been to a burn (want to change that one day), but me and my friends go on occasional camping trips. One of the pluses of living in australia. Close to nature and close to home. We don’t go a crazy as a burn, but free and happy… Yeah, nudity is no big thing. And it’s not even sexual. God, New Years was fun, even without pills 😛
Is it really “radical expression” if everyone is doing it? 😉
See my comment a few days ago, re: Halloween being the day when, for some people, the masks come OFF. As in, for them, “normal” is a costume. Burns are gatherings of people with the mask off.
You don’t just get naked people, you get everything.
And tattoos are emblems of nonconformity. 😉
I just had a flash of a big black boot print, with a bright yellow (reversed, of course) VIBRAM logo.
ASSumes she wears boots with VIBRAM soles.
Is this anything for you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0kSuZFOwFE
Beards are a mayor factor in parenting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U
Regarding my post from yesterday… THIS would make CCW a tad more difficult. And for some slightly more uncomfortable.
Bear. With Beard. Laughing hard enough that my dogs are looking at me funny.
Sent bitcoin for ass poking.
True statement just probably misinterpreted
HELLO LAW ENFORCEMENT!
YEP
If you are stomping around in boots and a kilt..methinks you’re notactually sparing anyone the hideous parts.
IIIIIII wouldn’t care to look, but
it’d be nicer for othersif you did the opposite.
Then again, probably not that comferotable, especially when sitting.
Me, I’d go naked. (and that’d be the end of THAT burn!)
Dammit, we need to be able to self-edit here. Even if only for a short window afterward.