Then they met. Yeehaw! This can only work out well.
Omar needs to slap that boy upside his fool head.
Seems to me 90% of the problems in this vid could have been avoided by using proper gorram form.
STOP LEANING BACK AWAY FROM THE GUN, YOU NIMRODS.
Someone has to teach ‘em, first. Which would eliminated most of the rest of the problems.
Very true. You know in most of these cases the idiot holding the camera was sniggering to himself the whole time. I had a GF whose then-husband did exactly the same thing to her as that skinny woman with the shotgun, and her reaction was NOT embarrassed laughter. It was more like “You’re a fucking douchebag.”
“You’re a fucking douchebag.”
Resoundingly correct response on her part.
Hmm why is here eyes so weird? no whites?
Possibly one of the undead.
Or maybe a descendant of Little Orphan Annie.
Or it’s Omar’s long lost daughter.
bwaaaahhhh! O . O
No, this would need to be set in Alabama for that…
Long lost son….with some changes…..
Eeewww, on a number of levels starting with they had sex.
What? You never seen Latina chicks with eyes so brown you can’t tell the difference between iris and pupil?
Part of me does want to echo the “she’s a man, baby!” sentiment because the way Maria is drawn with clothes, her torso looks like a guy’s but with boobs drawn on. But when we saw the NSFW stuff, yeah, all woman.
And someone needs to give Mick a lesson in Southern gentlemanly ways, possibly with a fresh cedar 2×4. You never say anything even remotely unkind about a woman. Especially when she’s right in front of you.
I have, but there’s still the REST of the eye most of the time.
Again, Omar’s are drawn the same way…
Nope, ain’t been around that many Latina, Me being a Swede and all. We have some in Sweden, but not really a big majority.
“Ah you must be that Dickless Nephew he told me about”
What happened with that hand gun that exploded and flew over his shoulder O.o?
It’s a 600 Nitro Express revolver, it fired a round similar to that rifle that knocked down the Arab (who crawled away..) earlier on.
Don’t think much more explanation is needed…
Other than “Why?”
Why does a .600 NE Revolver even exist? Does the Terminator wish to take up Cowboy Shooting..? Can’t think of anyone else who’d be using it…
Because freedom! Also in case you need a carry weapon that can protect you from gangsta grizzly bears.
Yeah. Not a problem… I’m down with my Gansta Grizzly homes. ‘Cause I got more fur, and fur more grizzled, than any ‘o da boys, and can snarl with the best of ‘em.
Git away from that carcass! I ain’ done scavenging it yet! Also, that blueberry patch? You best be wearing the right colors if you wanna pick some! Don’ make me bust some claws upside yo head!
Because you might need to kill three water buffalo with a single shot, obviously.
Ah! That explains the hoofprints in my rose garden, and the strangely threatening noseprints on my garage door.
See, this is why I ask questions. ‘Cause I learn things I never knew before!
Because MORE DAKKA.
that video is scary as fuck, especially the end. people are so painfully stupid and dangerous sometimes it hurts. HYUK HYUK HERE YOU GO GIRL TAKE THIS GIANT GUN YOU HAVE NEVER SHOT. OH HURR HURR SHE FELL DOWN AND MUZZLESWEPT ME, HER HEAD, AND EVERYONE ELSE BUT HEY LETS PUTIT ON UTUBE1!!1!!!
Yeah. Watch that vid, and see where ADs and accidental deaths come from…
I see Mick is working on his ‘cheating’ problem – by making sure his reputation is such that no other woman would ever even think about sleeping with him.
As plans go, it’s working wonderfully so far…
These videos aren’t funny to me anymore. A little instruction and guidance, and people can have a positive experience and not get beat up by the gun. I’ve seen too many n00bs double tap upon recoil with big bores. The skinny chick with the Desert Eagle is lucky she didn’t pop one in her frontal lobe. She should find a new boyfriend that respects her.
Good technique and instruction can overcome most of the recoil beast. I fondly recall a tiny little Electrician’s Mate as worked for me – so tiny that she needed a waiver to enlist in the first place – handling a standard-issue 12 ga. Mossberg 500 like it was a part of her body.
Contrary-wise, I recall a big dude, bigger than I (and I’m not small!), screwing up and stroking the trigger of his Mossberg whilst at port arms. It’s a DAMN good thing he was so large, in fact – He was standing to my right, and his height meant that he was staring stupidly at his shotgun laying on the deck, instead of staring at my headless corpse (Height put the muzzle well above my head).
The difference? One was trained well, and rocked the shotgun like a pro, and the other wasn’t trained at all – It was his first time on the firing line – and he nearly killed someone (Me!) with an AD.
As you may guess, I have a hard-on for range safety, ever since.
I had a newbie on the next lane over try to clear a stovepipe jam himself. He was firing isosceles and turned the gun across his stomach to clear it. He cleared it alright, chambering the next round, which put him holding a semi-auto pistol with a round in the chamber and 3 in the magazine, the hammer cocked and his finger still through the trigger guard … pointing right at me! Lovely.
That makes my toenails curl. I’d have been furious… Hell, I’m pissed right now, and it didn’t even hapen to me!
Since we don’t know the full details don’t assume the shooters aren’t bringing it upon themselves. I’ve know many instances of someone not listening when told you REALLY don’t want to do this. Usually, with similar results. As for posting them… well they do make a good lesson of what not to do. I was happy with the number of people who did manage to keep the weapons pointed in a safe-ish direction.
I remember my sister(90 lbs dripping wet with lead weights in her pocket) firing off a shotgun for the first time. It was a double barrel. She pulled both triggers at the same time.
Actually, would have been better if Nick had said,”And You’re A Woman!” Just, my two cents.
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