Man bragging.
Guys do this. It’s just a thing. I understand women do too. But I learned to steer away from these conversations years ago, because there’s always someone like Omar to ask questions of this type.
As noted to some friends of late who were mocking my spread: I am not a fan of the M4 platform for many reasons, and one of them is I am a damned good shot with everything but a goddamn M4. Something about the action on it gives me hellish trigger flinch. I’ve been trying to get used to it for decades, and the best I’ve ever done was a 10 inch spread at 50 yards. That same day, same distance, I put 10 shots of 7.62 through my SKS into a spread the size of a matchbook. And I’m equally accurate with an AK. Something about the M4 platform just doesn’t sit well with me. (This is not true for Mel, who kicks royal ass with her Bushmaster.)
As I also love shotguns, I’ve always wanted a Saiga. Here’s what I’m talking about:
Fun fact: you can usually tell the color of a person’s nipples by looking at the color of their lips.
Make-up does cause some problems with this though; that or I have a lot of friends with purple nipples.
That’s..true.
Wait, except not with black people.
Given the topic of the last couple comics, I had a totally different image going from the phrase “mocking my spread”. 😛
If you ever make it out to the Patron State of Shooting Gos-se, you can have all the trigger time you want on mine ;).
I am the opposite. Can’t hit the broad side of a barn with a Soviet Block weapon (Moisin to AK), but I can figure the drop on a 5.56 at 300yds in a downward crosswind. It’s a matter of taste…