History, Part 4
Nov01
I’ve been waiting to explain some of Omar’s backstory. And yeah, it’s kinda piggish that he and Mick are sitting in a bar, drinking, and he’s comparing his past wives. Fuck it, you get to know more about him.
Let’s get some Villebillies up in this shit.
No fault divorce only $1k. You Texans are getting robbed. It only $200 here 🙂
You know why divorces are so expensive, right?
It’s because they’re worth it.
Anyone that has had 8 divorces is the kind of asshole that would sit in a bar drinking and doing a livestock comparison of his last 8 wives. He has cured several women of being heterosexual.
Ah, but who says they were all divorces?
You can cure sexual orientation?
And the prize for ugliest and most ignorant comment on FtF so far goes to Poodlegroomer.
I’m going out on a limb here and I’m gonna say it was a joke. It wasn’t ugly or ignorant, it was a joke, making fun of Omar. Ya know, he’s such a horrible man that he makes any woman he’s with go lesbian, because they can’t stand the thought of being with another man.
I know, it’s not so funny now that I had to spell it out, but I thought you needed to know what PG more than likely meant by his comment.
Of course, if his joke offended you, well that’s all on you. I thought it was humorous, and I’m far from ugly and ignorant. I just know a humorous comment when I see it.
Of course it was a joke. 🙂 I just wanted to point out a double standard.
I have actually heard analogous jokes about women who treat men so awfully that the men turn gay.
That said, I gather that, just like Tom Lynne is supposed to be unsympathetic because he’s a homophobic mall ninja, Omar’s misogyny and apparent lack of ability to relate to women is supposed to be a point of non-sympathy as well.
Thanks. If something is so bad you need hyperbole, use the biggest hammer you’ve got. The shameless, like Omar, will laugh with you and buy you a beer.
I can’t really say I’m heterosexual, but I have met a few men who would cure me of any heterosexual tendencies if I had to be in close proximity for more than 10-30 minutes. By the hour mark, I’d be at the far end of scary bull-dyke.
‘Tis a joke. See my response to craigt42.
Men talk about their lives, they’re pigs. Men don’t talk about their lives, they’re repressing their emotions. Can’t win.
And men who tell outrageous tall tales about their lives, they become famous authors. Victory.
Seriously, watching liberal, poly accepting uncle tims is never something I thought I’d see associated with firearms. This comic is fantastic. I disagree with every underlying assumption and personality trait I’ve seen so far. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion.