I really wish a place like this existed in Dallas. We have a damn good goth/industrial scene here, and many of us freaks love coffee. I sense a business idea. If you take advantage of it, I just want 5% of the net profit. Cash only, small bills, please.

edit: As just an aside, today marks both the 10th anniversary of Two Lumps and the 7th anniversary of our marriage. Both are still going strong. Woot!