Cooldown Heat Up
Aug19
“When a hot woman asks you if you want to take a shower with her, you say YES.”
Sorry these posts haven’t been longer – I’ve been busy as shit recently. Very little downtime, probably going to be at least another 3 weeks before I can breathe again.
Ever since the most recent plugin update for Comic Easel, the site has been justifying all the comics to the left of the frame. This will be remedied as soon as we figure out what’s causing it. If you already know the answer, please feel free to post a response below.
comiceasel.css, line 25, replace #comic with this:
#comic {
text-align: center;
vertical-align: top;
width: 100%;
padding: 2px;
}
more specifically http://ftf-comics.com/wp-content/plugins/comic-easel/css/comiceasel.css
I have been watching “Bad Motherfucker” daily for about a month or more now… it still makes me smile.
Trivia; the sound the billiard ball makes bouncing off the guy’s head is correct! Back in my days as a bouncer, that sound was surprisingly common.
Wow, that video is over the top. I spent the entire thing with a dumbfounded “WTF” look on my face, interspersed with bursts of laughter. Watching it is like eating a tall stack of ROFLs drenched in awesomesauce.
Anybody know where they found the buttload of old Soviet planes?
There is a number of disused airbases full of derilict Cold War era airplane across the former Soviet Union. Hell, the air museum near Moscow is in similar sad shape.
Looked at the source on your site. The img div where the comic is is a plain div, with no class on it, so it’s probably inheriting a general direcrive to justify left. This can be fixed with either a class modifier that specifies another allingment, or an inline directive (not a best practice) to center it.
( . Y . ) OBEY THE BOOBS! OBEY THEM!
Entertainingly, this only works on some guys. About half lose the ability to understand complete sentences (or even hear, it appears), and more than you would suspect will just look at you and laugh. My boyfriend falls in the latter category.
all i have to is tell TheEngineer that “the girls want you to” and he’s on his way to do it, hopeful that he gets to see the girls.
then again he’s a bit silly. 😉
Whoa, there’s a prequel to that video.
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Ah, Markov Chains… I used to run a Twitter bot that would take the last 100 tweets or so on the public RSS feed and spew out stuff like that. Good times…
Sounds like the SPAMBOT needs to take advantage of National Alcohol and Drug Addiction Recovery Month.
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wait, if he showers with her, he gets to see her naked with the lights on. major leap forward in trust, there.