I literally rescheduled the next 3 comics so I could do this one today. Please address all hate mail to your cat. Ding dong, the witch is dead! Or at least her fucking AWB is.

Hehehe. OK, another statement I can issue to make you hate me: don’t you feel like a fucking retard for running out and buying an AR-15 a month ago, because you thought the AWB was going to happen?

Edeet: On reflection and hangover this morning, that last statement was overly inflammatory. So instead, I’d point out a kickass advertiser at the top of the page, and give them a permalink in this post because fuck yeah owls.